Rule One: The Doctor Lies.   Graffiti the oldest cliff in the Whoniverse. (except it's not.)   Your name is Dan. You cannot be who people want you to be at one in the morning; you have learned this the hard way. You are heading off to college, as is per your society's expectation. You utilize the Pocket Sylladex. It may not be the greatest Sylladex in the world, but it could always be worse. When in battle you utilize the every growing and all powerful Bandanakind. No one will escape your colorful cloth-made grasp. You are a fan of many things, including but not limited to: Fans, Doctor Who, a silly webcomic called Homestuck, Dollhouse, Torchwood, and reading. This is where your story begins...