January 2012
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Anonymous asked: Hi. You're cute. Happy New Year.
robbiepan:
God yes :3 enjoying this now!!
I...
Some tags I've made over the past year
AUGH EVERYTHING IS MORE INTENSE
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WINTER?!
Can we make this happen
Don’t even get me STARTED on the beige walls
Except everyone who was there knows it wasn’t pretend
Fuck off and get your own place brother-in-law
GUYS I’M HAVING BAD IDEAS
How I feel about women when they ask if I’ll be their gay bff
IT’S MAH WEAVE
Jamie Lee Curtis
Keep to...
December 2011
Actual thing that just happened
Me: Sarah Got a hotel over in Town B
Mom: What does that mean?
Me: it means Detourstuck is having a New Year's bash.
Mom: I'm hesitant about letting you go to a hotel.
Me: ....Are you kidding?
Mom: Well stuff could be happning
Me: Most of us are under age, and the ones who are over 21 either don't drink or if they do they don't give it to any of us.
Mom: Well stuff could still be going on.
Me: MOM. MOST OF DETOURSTUCK IS LESBIANS.
Mom: Stuff could still be happening.
Me: A bunch of kids who did well in high school converging in a hotel room for a friendly get together? Yeah. So much stuff happening.
Mom: Well there could still be sex.
Me: BECAUSE WE ARE SO BENT ON HAVING ORGIES.
Me: this is ridiculous I'm still going.
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KILL THEM. GET WHAT YOU PAID FOR.
tknosxmnky replied to your post: So I was actually going to spend 120 on a 32 gig zune at a pawn shop
I had a 120. I had like three. I kept sending them in because the hold button kept fucking up. then they sent me a 32 Zune HD. I need more space :/
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My internet connection was decent and then my...
So I was actually going to spend 120 on a 32 gig...
and then I drove away and didn’t buy it. And then I realized that it would break within a week of buying it. And pfft 32 gigs isn’t enough for me. I want a fuckin’ 160. And a case made of diamonds.
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
gay male: i'm gay
me: thats nice have you heard about homestuck
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant
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I may not have either, but what I do have is wit...
icameforthebeerandthebitches started following you
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cgk replied to your post: I’m ScandaWHOVIAN.
PUNny
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I'm ScandaWHOVIAN.
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sebastiansmythe:
rainbow road more like satan’s racetrack
pukkke:
if you were a tag i would track you
I would appreciate a day without a headache.
This seems nigh impossible. Okay hi I had a good time today. This was a good thing that was needed. And then my parents wanted me home for dinner and that was stupid. So I’m going to watch Tron Legacy.
I miss summer.
pandym0nium:
^This was a really good day. Met a great girl that day.
Dom you are Ariel. You are the littlest Mermaid ever. With your seashell bra.
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Thief of Blood: cynicalpie: sonictongues replied... →
cynicalpie:
sonictongues replied to your post: sonictongues replied to your photo: I love the…
NO ONE MUST KNOW THAT I SAID IOWA IS BEAUTIFUL. No seriously. HEY MY FRIEND LIVES THERE. IN Carlisle. Sound familiar?
Vaguely? It’s around Des Moines…
Yup. Just checked Google Maps…
I certainly have no idea what you’re talking about. GOD DAMN IT I DON’T LIKE IT AT ALL. YOU...
So two things.
I need to lose weight and fast. I am shaving my head. Like I always talk about it, but I really hate my bangs and how they look in every. Fucking. Photo. So it’s getting a restart. Bitches look out.
I finally saw A Gay of Shadows.
with my dad. And it was great for me. And it was great for him. Because he doesn’t read into the story other than ACTION AND MYSTERY. But whether he wanted to or not. He watched a movie. About two men. In Love. Against all odds. And marriage.
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Anonymous asked: ok wwell i got chainsawwed in half today wwe both got problems buddy
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my girlfriend is the most kawaii John: I LOVE YOU... →
moveslikedavestrider:
I’m about to go to bed for the night, but have a lovely picture of your beautiful faces!
See you all at Detour in 3 months!!! I’ll hopefully have my Summoner cosplay together by then!
kawaii
There will be more photos on my facebook from the night. Some came out blurry because some people…
I love you all
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Anonymous asked: wwhat happened
BRO IS LEFT HANDED
UGH. Okay. Fuck.
me: screaming
mom:
me: screaming
mom:
me: screaming
mom:
me: screaming
mom:
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mom: did homestuck update
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DID THEY?
mystikdragon replied to your post: Yeah basically.
Dan they’d already taken you this is not a new development